I'm sick of getting dumb questionnaires from my friends....?

I keep getting stupid questionnaires from my friends that ask "what's your favorite quote?" or "what's your favorite perfume?" And the worst part is they all expect an answer.





What are some really stupid and dumb questions I can put on a questionnaire and send to them so they can see how annoying and stupid it is to do this. I will give out ten points!

I'm sick of getting dumb questionnaires from my friends....?
Just send them the dumbest questions ever. Make it REALLY random!





Ex: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...





http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...





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Reply:question 1: DHGFGKFDZVCVH





question 2: Do you like foooood???





question 3: do ya know any stupid people





question 4: do you wipe urrr butt





question 5: wooold you pay 700000000000000000000000 dollers 4 a harecuttt!?!?!





question 6: ANSWERRR





question 7: whatcha eatin





question 8: ummmmmmmmmm are you perty???????????///





question 9: do ya like carpett stanessssss





question 10: red?????????????????????????????????????...





question 11: do you like to eat ur boogers?





question 12: do you know who i is?_-_-_-hahahahahahahaha





question 13: butterrrrrrrrrrrr





question 14: um is um um durrrr is um um um is ur poopoo rainboe





question 15: do ya like eggsssssssssssssssss





question 16: what you favorite word?





question 17: is this a question?????????????????!!!!!!???!!!?





question 18: do umm fishies um fall in loveeeeee???





question 19: do fishiessssss get ummmmmmmm a divorce?





question 20: do ya wanna eat ur pimples???? do ya???ummm???





question 21: im a virginnnnn am i pregnantt???





question 22: doyou ever think about the floorrrrrrrr??????!?





question 23: oooooompa loooompa doooopity poop blahblah blah blah blah blah





question 24: lol





question 25: cockadoodledooooooo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1





question 26: oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink ima piggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...





question 27 :moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ima cowwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...





question 28: 1234567890123456789012345678901234567890...





question 29: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm





question 30: whatcha doooooooooooooooooinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn





question 31: is waterrrr waterrr wetttttttttt????????





question 32:if was was a big fat juicy smelly pimple but i was ur favorite color could i live on you butt and get so big i popped out of ur pant and everyone could see me?????????





just the fact that you asked so many questions and numbered them all will drive your friends crazy lol :)
Reply:remoserj,....."pretty pregnant" toooooo funny!!!








Reply to them as if you are totally offended.


"WHAT??" "I thought I was your friend..." "Don't you know me by now????" and pretend cry for a while.





Orrrrr if you want to have some fun with them.....you could get into really morbid stuff where they'll start thinking twice about pissing you off or annoying you.


Like:


If you were to kill your parents, who would you kill first?


If you were to hang yourself, which knot would you use at the top?


In the movies when the killer is about to get the screaming girl...do you cheer for him?


Which human organ do you think would taste the yummiest?








Ok you get the idea. I don't want to go on any more because I don't want you thinking I'm some kind of looney. Have fun!! ☺
Reply:why am i asking you this question?


can you answer this question for me?


what would happen if you answered this question?


if you answered this question, can you get 10 points?


what happens if you don't get 10 points?


how is your day today?


am i annoying you?


will you be my friend?


are you my friend?


§♥ Tristen♥§
Reply:When you use toilet paper do you fold it or wad it up?


Name all the people in your contacts.


Name all th allergies you have.


Glasses, braces, or hearing aid?


Have you ever peed on a fire hydrant?


Have you ever say on a fire hydrant?


Have you ever touched a fire hydrant?


What are the brands of deoderant you use?
Reply:What do you usually smell like?


What is your definition of a kiwi?


What does the word mandrill make you think of?


Have you ever set a living organism on fire?


Have you ever been in a Latvian prison?


Do you beleive in Dinosaurs?


What is the name of your imaginary friend?


What is the name of your new religon?


Why do they call Chili that when it is neither cold nor from the country?


What if I told you your best friend is a alein?


What type of bug did you last see?


What is the name of you pants?


How good of a Hobo would you be?


What kind of heating is in your house?


What would you do for a Klondike bar?


What would you do if you turned purple?


Do cows fall in love?


What is the most embarassing DVD you own?








Hope this helped! :)
Reply:What's up.?


What's your favorite color.?


What's your favorite food.?


How old are you.?


Are you really a guy/girl.?








Just think of something really stupid and lame.








"Are these annoying to you too.?"


"Do you think getting these annoying things are fun.?"
Reply:What came firs the chicken or the egg?


Is a cup half full or half empty?


Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Why do things get darker when they are wet even though water is clear?


Can blind people see their dreams?


Normal body temperature is 98.6, so why do we fell hot when its 90 Degress outside?





Hope I helped and good luck with those annoying questions
Reply:i just swatted a flea, what do i do now??!!!





is brittney spears kool? ( the answer is totally no, hopefuly,lol)





what is your name?





who i am?]





lol, these could be really funny to ask them, some of them are atcual answers tht i have answered on yahoo answers and i answered " what a waste of time asking this!!" to like evry 1!! lol
Reply:Whats your favorite animal


whats your favorite drink


what kind of camera do you have


is your door locked XD


whats the closet thing to you that is red


who is nuber one on your cell phone





thats all i got XD
Reply:Whats your favorite color, smell, car, umm theres alot of thing you can do. I don't think your friends will be bothering you if they read this though. Except for mabye the stubborn ones.
Reply:I *hate* those surveys, too.. Q;s like:





Pepsi or Coke?





Chocolate or Vanilla?





...... who cares?





...............





Someone wrote -- Am I Pretty'...??


"Am I Pregnant"...??


"Am I Pretty Pregnant"...??





......... I SOOOO agree. I hate when people post a pix and ask if they are pretty.. or if they look like Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson or whoever..
Reply:whats your fav song


whats your fav docummentary


fav sad movie


fav quote
Reply:Does it bother you that water is wet?


What's your favorite part of your knee?


After you blow your nose, do you look?


Toe jam or belly button lint?


What's your favorite page in the dictonary?
Reply:Do you have any STDs?


Do you eat your boogers?


Do you lie to your friends?


What don't you want me to know about you?
Reply:If they are so annoying try asking them these to flick them off..





-How long are your toes?





-How much ear wax is in your ear, and how fast does it grow?





-What do you call your nose hair?


-Mines is Billy





lol.
Reply:haha that sounds pretty annoying, well yea whats your favorit color is really anoyying.





-what is your favorit smell


-what kind of cheese do you like


-whats your favorit sport


i dont know its a hard question.





:)
Reply:"Am I Pretty'...??


"Am I Pregnant"...??


"Am I Pretty Pregnant"...??
Reply:Whats your favorite annoying questionnaire?
Reply:I don't know, but use questions from surveys they sent you, and make SURE to make alot of questions, bore them to death!!!!
Reply:then ignore them or remove them from myspace or something.
Reply:whats your favourite questionnaire?


what's your favourite ear? left or right?


lol
Reply:Lol, they will probably be like, "Duuur, good question!" and answer you if you do that, lol.
Reply:Any question from the Moment of Truth. They are just yes/no questions, but can really annoy if you're not giving them money.
Reply:i think those are good questions. but ok. ask them what's your third least favorite food. or how many times a day do you think about water. something random and pointless.
Reply:Whats your favorite brand of tampons?


Do you eat your boogers?


I would just tell them to **** off
Reply:When was the last time you licked someone's eyeball
Reply:Ask them why they touch thereselves at night!
Reply:How do you think we all feel, they come up on this site more than anything else, why are you here, if you do not want to answer dumb@55 questions?
Reply:say, whats your favourite smell, are you (friends) smelly, whats your name.
Reply:Feces comes out when I eat food, What comes out when I eat feces?

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